Queer Issue: BREAKING NEWS! THE RADICAL TOP SECRET GAY AGENDA FINALLY EXPOSED!!

Whenever homophobes refer to "The Homosexual Agenda" they talk as if though it was this highly secret, yet real document that specifies the goals of gay activists. The Conservapedia article on the topic describes the agenda as such:

The Homosexual Agenda, or homosexual ideology, consists of a set of beliefs and objectives designed to promote and even mandate acceptance and approval of homosexuality, and the strategies used to implement such. This article notes that the goals and means of this movement include indoctrinating students in public school, restricting the free speech of opposition, obtaining special treatment for homosexuals, distorting Biblical teaching and science, and interfering with freedom of association.

I can remember when I was in college being asked in jest by one of my friends about our methodology for taking over the world and if it involved tanks. I responded glibly with something along the lines of that tanks were not being used, but the subliminal messages and mind control would be.

However, I want people to brace themselves. What I am about to do may cause my fellow homosexual activists to think I am in need of another brainwashing and indoctrination session. Here now, for public review, I will reveal in it's full glory:

THE RADICAL QUEER AGENDA!

We the Gays and Lesbians; the Bi, Pan, Omni, and asexual citizens; the transgendered, the cross dressers, and the queers, genderqueers and genderfucks; alongside our allies and all others who know the dangers of silence, shall establish and hold these values to be sacrosanct.

We believe that we are deserving as the same rights as everyone else and that our regulation to second class citizenship is not to be tolerated.

We believe that we have the right live our lives with dignity, to be accepted as valued members of society, and that our families be given consideration, respect, and acknowledgement by society. That we shall not have to face discrimination in employment or housing, nor that we shall have to face bullying at our schools. That our expression of our identity, nor our capacity to love be considered a disease when it falls outside the realm of the socially acceptable.

We believe that our gender and sexual orientations are our own. That what is declared by a doctor at birth is not an absolute nor lifelong binding classification. We say that society has no right to tell us who we should love.

We believe that labeling us as confused only creates confusion, that saying we are all a threat to society is in itself dangerous, and that discrimination by those who believe us immoral, will only promote immorality.

We believe that we should not have to live our lives in fear or secret, to be only whispered in the darkest of nights. That fear of course is the constant threat of rejection, the loss of friends and violence. Instead we believe that we should be able to shout who we are to the masses and not be judged by them. Nor do we wish our revelations to cause fear in anyone but those who fear the exposure of truth.

Therefore, these are our goals:
That the truth be shown to the world.
That liberty may reign.
That equality shall become a reality.
That justice will be obtained.

We shall obtain these goals as follows:
By refusing to give in to fear or hatred.
By rejecting hypocrisy.
By promoting complete honesty in all our words and speech.
By recognizing the inherent immorality of discrimination.
By embracing love in all it's forms.
By living our lives as we were meant to live them.

Let us declare now that we will fight on, without rest, until all this has been done.